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So You All Hate Hal?

gwenfrankenstien:

icicleman:

poozers:

Well at least he didn’t destroy Mogo. And when he did destroy Coast City, he did it under the influence of Parallax. NOT ON HIS OWN ACCORD, LIKE JOHN FUCKING DID. That’s TWO planets that John Stewart destroyed, and you still want me to like him? Also in the JLI cartoon, well done John for stealing Shayera away from her fucking soul mate, Carter.  

jesus christ I’m sorry not ALL OF US LOVE HAL JORDAN. I think he’s a douchebag. I think he’s full of himself. I don’t like what he did to Guy Gardner. I just. Don’t. Like. Him. And that’s my opinion as much as it is yours that John sucks. 

* JLU

oh wow hal jordan fans are also fans of hawkman and not fans of shayera-having-agency

quelle grande surprise

Shayera: incapable of making any decisions in relationships for herself

Shayera: like Helen of Troy, in a way

also:

Hey guys remember that time that Hal dated a twelve year old :`D

He’s such a great guy

also:

at least the conversation has turned from “John is boring and people only like him because he’s black”?

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  3. megalanzero reblogged this from tripledrycap and added:
    Fun fact! Hal didn’t destroy Coast City. That was Cyborg Superman...War World. He...
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    Except wasn’t that first panel from an issue where Hal is hit with a Turned Into a Huge Asshat ray? Like, correct me if...
  7. palaceoffunk reblogged this from bigbardafree and added:
    I think I should especially keep pictures one and two on file whenever I want to make my “Hal Jordan is a dick”...
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  11. adventuresofcomicbookgirl reblogged this from bigbardafree and added:
    Wait I didn’t even see the Shayera thing what the fuck? John didn’t steal Shayera from anyone she is not a fucking...
  12. awyeahlongbox reblogged this from bigbardafree and added:
    JORDAN: INTO LOLICON BEFORE IT WAS COOL
  13. traumatrae reblogged this from tripledrycap and added:
    Of course he’s full of himself. He puts up that facade, because he cannot allow himself to be afraid. His color is Green...
  14. bigbardafree reblogged this from awyeahlongbox and added:
    Hold on a sec… Let me dig into my Hal Jordan folder…ah! Here we go.
  15. tripledrycap reblogged this from awyeahlongbox and added:
    Man, I really need a good “this shit again” gif.